I'm the spark that lit your fire, Sweet heart.

gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”


plasticbagvevo:

*walks past mirror*

*walks back*

*cries*

(Source: problemactic)


cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

(Source: fingerblaster113)


i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(Source: bl-ossomed)


invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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(Source: officialkrudd)


chekhov:

My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry


fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something